How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
