That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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