she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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