it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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