question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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