i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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