id be glad to
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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