What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize