Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
