super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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