The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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