Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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