was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
These tits shall not be calmed
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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