Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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