I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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