Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
When are your genitals available?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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