i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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