Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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