Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
COCAINE IS GR8
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
