I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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