There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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