I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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