Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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