Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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