Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Let's paint friendship bongs
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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