so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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