he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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