Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
