Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
MIDGETS
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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