I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I cannot find my penis.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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