I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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