Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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