is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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