But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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