Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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