Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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