I hate your face
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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