I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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