i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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