you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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