Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I am never drinking with the goths again.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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