so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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