mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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