There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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