Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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