My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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