Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
