dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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