On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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