How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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