its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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