Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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