making cat noises will not fix the situation.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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