white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Come share oat with me in your robe
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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